the insane ramblings of a walking contridiction…Tumblr (3.0; @maidenofdarkness17)http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alex-clover-sam.tumblr.com/post/34577324952/apparently-jokingly-spreading-your-legs-when-the">alex-clover-sam</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.</p> </blockquote>http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50791455049http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50791455049Sun, 19 May 2013 01:30:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b33a2dd3487bf91a7f9afe7a1e92a2d9/tumblr_mkaz4xa3aE1rhe42ko2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/62e2a0f62ed3d68a2022abc6c04ba029/tumblr_mkaz4xa3aE1rhe42ko3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a109157e7debe0471ef094aed966676/tumblr_mkaz4xa3aE1rhe42ko1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://death-by-lulz.tumblr.com/post/50781028846/this-post-has-been-featured-on-a-1000notes-com" class="tumblr_blog">death-by-lulz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50791423971http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50791423971Sun, 19 May 2013 01:29:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7aa6d088619be57193d018c49ba1131/tumblr_mlg10fd3h71qccpz7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50776065362http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50776065362Sat, 18 May 2013 21:42:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7279d313e0d456713dd2d43e42c768ae/tumblr_mj00stzGjc1qajc4eo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4bae624a6ef511bf85b8b3ef4eca553d/tumblr_mj00stzGjc1qajc4eo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arthur-christmas-claus.tumblr.com/post/50675282119/meowdk-over-forty-years-later-woah">arthur-christmas-claus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meowdk.tumblr.com/post/50649437104/over-forty-years-later-woah">meowdk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Over forty years later:</p> <blockquote> <div><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/40b8eaed07b948e5c326efa2f3f64db0/tumblr_inline_mj00uefuDc1qz4rgp.jpg"/></div> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>WOAH!</p> </blockquote> <p>((I will never not reblog this.))</p> </blockquote>http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50775688682http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50775688682Sat, 18 May 2013 21:37:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgv1dabVq1qg1e1co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span>He also bought his horse from filming of Sleepy Hollow because he heard that it was going to be killed after filming.</span></p> <p>He once recorded his voice asking a girl in a coma to wake up, because her doctor said it might help.</p> <p>Say what you will about his recent movies or his mutually exclusive relationship with Tim Burton, You can’t say that Johnny Depp isn’t a quality human being.</p> </blockquote>http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50775498583http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50775498583Sat, 18 May 2013 21:34:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3b3ccb96b97797b930b6aba14da6797a/tumblr_mfs4ie0wn21qgh74xo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50775311236http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50775311236Sat, 18 May 2013 21:31:42 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ship-all-the-gay.tumblr.com/post/43535103211">ship-all-the-gay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.</p> <p>they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f51c5ea58452c121e39a0d5b8daf653f/tumblr_inline_mihzeeoWAC1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>I think <span>the factory workers </span><span>need help</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Oh jeebus&#8230; Lol</p>http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50775025379http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50775025379Sat, 18 May 2013 21:27:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/045645dcde5c3424dc06e70f008cac4b/tumblr_mn0eehFINA1qiaqpmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50774671763http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50774671763Sat, 18 May 2013 21:22:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/983f3f682bb2d0c2212d21d101a6ea51/tumblr_mklusqlEXG1qb4mxmo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e24566986b690c2c1599e3398064a43/tumblr_mklusqlEXG1qb4mxmo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a1cd06c25c1e38536b5f3ae856e70cbe/tumblr_mklusqlEXG1qb4mxmo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1908e417c2e4b745c73b48efa3858264/tumblr_mklusqlEXG1qb4mxmo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cdfa2a770aaeb1f6862449f60942ea42/tumblr_mklusqlEXG1qb4mxmo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a80780cea41ff2254f657c1da8ee4a45/tumblr_mklusqlEXG1qb4mxmo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://truthfacts.tumblr.com/post/46918779416/lardpotato-what-is-this-i-need-to-know-its" class="tumblr_blog">truthfacts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lardpotato.tumblr.com/post/46918172244/what-is-this-i-need-to-know">lardpotato</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What is this I need to know.</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s called This Is The End. It’s coming out this year. It’s about an apocalypse situation in which all the main characters are well-known celebrities at a party, ie Emma Watson, Seth Rogen, etc.</p> <p>I AM SO EXCITE</p></blockquote>http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665269297http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665269297Fri, 17 May 2013 14:29:53 -0400this is the end<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d7b268a2f5f5f47b828e71cac8f3615/tumblr_mkmvmk4EAd1s6bjwgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pokemon-fans.tumblr.com/post/46939400674/what-sick-person-would-do-that" class="tumblr_blog">pokemon-fans</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>What Sick Person Would Do That?<br/><a href="http://pokemon-fans.tumblr.com/">pokemon-fans.tumblr.com</a><br/><a href="http://pokemonfans.net/">pokemonfans.net</a></p></blockquote>http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665263722http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665263722Fri, 17 May 2013 14:29:47 -0400kittycomicgameboy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvlj4xVLat1ql1xwpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665258918http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665258918Fri, 17 May 2013 14:29:41 -0400dariarelationships<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly609zbIyX1qcecwvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://littlemsmeanie.tumblr.com/post/47014457400/slowking-this-is-the-only-other-bumper-sticker" class="tumblr_blog">littlemsmeanie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slowking.tumblr.com/post/38959465096/this-is-the-only-other-bumper-sticker-youll-ever">slowking</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is the only other bumper sticker youll ever need</p> </blockquote> <p>BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!<br/>My husband: snore snort wha? Did you even go to sleep? you still on tumblr?</p></blockquote>http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665251582http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665251582Fri, 17 May 2013 14:29:33 -0400bumper stickershit in your mouthfunny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/567472796ffcaa2fe8a6d370b59cccf9/tumblr_mgjnkmSfLK1rocd6io1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665241141http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665241141Fri, 17 May 2013 14:29:21 -0400free blowjobsharkfunny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a00a629a6ce329f6dc7b73065d27343/tumblr_mkugwaj3Eq1qajjdco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665234688http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665234688Fri, 17 May 2013 14:29:14 -0400chivalryreal men<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdkntq72O01rg3ql7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665223056http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665223056Fri, 17 May 2013 14:29:01 -0400creativelifetake chances<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://percychased.tumblr.com/post/47282859111/today-in-my-english-class-we-were-discussing-about">percychased</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Today in my english class we were discussing about the topic “should we talk to strangers on the internet?” and they were like “OH NO OMFG WE CAN NEVER DO THAT” and i was like</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/51c212af21536e6fc43a915ee4f95544/tumblr_inline_mkucr1FsD21qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665213729http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665213729Fri, 17 May 2013 14:28:51 -0400saladlaughingfunny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d21812e9a5ca91031feee322c4dfb030/tumblr_mkyfwchZ3C1rwpzaeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bethany-maddock.tumblr.com/post/47498165755/nsfwgamer-bethany-maddock-as-scorpion-and" class="tumblr_blog">bethany-maddock</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nsfwgamer.tumblr.com/post/47481129343/bethany-maddock-as-scorpion-and-rachel-as-baraka">nsfwgamer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>Bethany Maddock as Scorpion and Rachel as Baraka</p> <p>See more hot cosplay girls at <a href="http://nsfwgamer.com/" title="NSFW Gamer">NSFW Gamer</a></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>OH! hey me! 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(i’m porny now aparantly)</p></blockquote>http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665208267http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665208267Fri, 17 May 2013 14:28:45 -0400cosplayfucking awesomebadassscorpian<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6326wyI4g1qblcoyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665192761http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665192761Fri, 17 May 2013 14:28:27 -0400plugstunnelspadlockpranksfunny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/21e7eae32eb4ba50036f160f15b4e9e4/tumblr_ml9m2rjkbH1qbjt25o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://makemestfu.net/post/47988776411/so-relatable-blog" class="tumblr_blog">makemestfu</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.makemestfu.net/">So relatable blog :)</a></p></blockquote>http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665178219http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665178219Fri, 17 May 2013 14:28:11 -0400writersay something<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc2a91f527c16ccded542a873eb086c2/tumblr_mkluekk3aI1rantcvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665169765http://maidenofdarkness17.tumblr.com/post/50665169765Fri, 17 May 2013 14:28:02 -0400corsetawesomesmokin hot